[Edit by Suffur: This blog was thought lost but has now been recoverd, so do'nt read it yet, till i've finish it its ,an emsomble, whatever, i don't care, im tired, sick and happy, and its my birthday, said before but no-one jumped on the wagon to buy me booze lol]
(this blog will be written in Stages as i don't want to kill it with a back button and smiley fiasco, again lolđ )
I have just listened to the Podcasts, found on the Criterion web site, under the heading of Crash FM at criterion.com(like you did not know, but if you did not, there is a link from this site www.burnoutaholics.com, yes look to your left, down a bit, yes, click on the other links, but not yet, i'm still writing, you brainless grass hopper, some peoples attention spans, and a world full of goldfish) and they were great, i thank Alex (Lord of The Losers), ....(goes back to the begining of Podcast 4, to get The Losers names), Hamish (Hmmm, a 3 second hm... like shooting fish in a barrel, but my gun is in the shop, so i won't), Matt (is that with 2 't's), Pete (not peat, or it would be bog to his friends) and Craig(or is it with a 'k'). I started the bracketts to say what my sad, twisted, little mind was thinking, and for the little bits about the names, i started the Matt and Craig ones and went back to the others to make sure i was fare and equal to all, lol. (This is so hard to write, as its not going to be funny or good, or worth reading, no i must find the shine, that had escaped from the sun that diedđ).
Right where was i, i was, and still am a bit, suffuring, sorry, suffering from jet lag, i had been travelling for 22 hours non-stop(but you could of had a nap on the plane, but no, games, music and movies on the planes entertainment system, so i had a go on them, plus i like watching the in-flight movie edits, to see what was cut out, not to scare the passengers, though i now have to watch the originals to see what they did take out, doh! so behind the times) (A small note, in Singapore, on the SMRT(the underground system) have small tvs in them and they show you what happens when someone leaves a bag on the train (and other safety videos, plus some regular tv, news etc), the train blows up in a tunnel, now thats not beating around the bush, thats growing it, caring for it, then when its about to give its fruit, you pour petrol on it and set fire to it, in front of the kids who are hungrey, that is keeping it real, and puts Singapore into prosective, i love the place).
A pause to submit, and save, and no, i don't own Word and i can't stand Notepad, so don't read it till i'm finished, i mean that, get on with the job your paid for, instead of browsing the web, looking for ... this tripe, and porn and funny Youtube videos, unless your unemployed too, then write one yourself, no peeking, piss off...
{A note to the masses(lol)}
You know i don't think i can write it again as its been 3 days since the incident happened, and my frame of mind has changed, what i will do is listen to the podcasts again and write something new, on Word, and take my time, i do like to write but i need a run up, so sorry to dissapoint, but what was once great and done, can not be done again, you just had to be there. For the people that tried to read my mash up thank you and for the comments, its nice to know that blogs do get read, i know i try to read everything on the site, not at the time of creation, but i do look for what people are up too, and leave a note, to show my appreciation. So until i get inspired again, someone else have a go, it can't be me, Boot and Xan writing.
PS me and Xan had a chat about holding a competion, using our driver stats, you know the ones, things like near misses, total burn time, perfect laps, takedowns and such like. We have a page where the stats are entered in by the players by a set date, then 1 month down the line, we enter them again, and going by a percentage of improvement you could win a prize or at least bragging rights. With this comp we could cheat, but why, you would only be cheating yourself, but if you do have something outstanding, and we think you are cheating, or dubius about it, back it up with a picture on a digital camera. This is only at the discussion stage at the moment, but if people are interested, and buy Xan, lots of drink for motivation, it could really happen, some of you may even have done this before and set up a way to do it, so contact the Man Xan, if you do. And its not a comp. to start a flame war, its for fun, but it does give an idea, of how much we do love the game, what effort, we put into game play and if you are a beginner, it a chance for you to shine, as all you have is, to go up.
Comments
Xedec
Fri, 09/07/2007 - 21:51
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i dont get it? guess its all the drinks i just had lol
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The harder to play every game makes you more a winner the cheating to the top!(it's like the needler got on Steroids!)
oO EezO Oo
Sat, 09/08/2007 - 10:19
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Heaven for the Climate, Hell for the Company
I like where your going with this Suffur, definetly starting to stir the pot and giving people something to chew on. If you look through history from the beginning of religion up to where we are now you can't help but notice a certain pattern from 'everywhere' to 'many' to 'few' to 'one' in a general sense. And I'm going to leave that kind of vaugue on purpose.
:Your going to hell!
:Thats ok, I have alot of friends down there.
" Ooh ooh ooh......VERTICAL.......sweeeeeeeeeeet! "
SUFFUR
Sat, 09/08/2007 - 09:58
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Spiked drinks...
Don't get me started on spiked drinks, its happen to me 3 times now, and the first one really messed me up( i was up for 56 hours and going through a break up), the others, i knew what was happening straight away, and yes when you know, you can deal with it, but as far as i'm concerned, don't waste that type of drug on me, i don't need drugs and booze to have a good time, even if i don't show it on the outside, i'm normally happy on the inside( the reason someone spiked me the second time, as they thought i needed cheering up, muppets). Not that i would not say no, to a bottle of Tequila, or a crate of Desperado beer, Mexican beer, shot of Tequila, made in France? Or a social smoke of the Natures Herb, from the countries that have made it a controlled substance. đ
Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when its going to run out?
Another saying that i did put in the original Podcast blog, was "Man created God, to say, God created Man" And if people are offended by this, know that, i believe, in faith, belief and devotion, i don't believe in religion as it were, as it was created to control the unlearned masses, so they did not think, that the sky was going to crash down on thier heads, and that there was someone out there looking out for them. There probably is, i know i have a guardian angel, and i also have good friends who do the same, as well as there are people out there who do genuinely care about thier fellow human beings ( i have met a few, and try to live by example). Going to church or a place of worship is a place to network and feel safe with fellow believers, which is cool, but not when it now involves politics and weapons of mass distruction. Yes its the story of life, but we only have one (though i do believe in the Budist way, of re-encarnation)(yes still not using Word, lol), and if you don't use it the way you want to, what else would you do, pretend to live. And no, this is not a dig, just my frame of mind, i have played more hours on computer games than most people, it could be seen as a waste, but that was what i wanted to do, i did not hurt anyone, i was happy doing it and it has made me the person i am today, i did have a life crisis a while ago, but nothing was going my way, but since i was not making it go my own way, i should not lose it like i did. Don't get me wrong, having a bad day, means you enjoy the good ones so much more.
To those who believe in God, keep doing it, it works for you (and if covers the bets if he is out there), but until i meet Him, at Heavens Gate, or the other of Mans creations, at Hells Gate( i too like hedging my bets, lol and know that i am not perfect). I do live an honest life, care for the World, we only got one 'them' at the moment, and smile to, say hello and help, anyone i please, as long as no hardship is caused, its all good, right? Not that it can't be helped if you stamp on someones toes once in a whileđ.
Suffur the Philosopher (another word for Bullshitter, see History of the World Part 1, Dir. Mel Brooks)
Another thing has just come to me from the blog of the Podcast, that was lostđ˘, (may the Ghost in the Shell worship it as litrature to shame Shakespere), i was yawning a lot so i used this emo, đ˛, but i had a thought that it did look like a person standing next to me, looking right, shocked at a urinal, while i pee'd, which is nice, as i know i'm clean lol.
Anyway, something written to provoke the mind, piss off some people, have a good read, but to fill the gap in my đ, with the loss of another blog.
oO EezO Oo
Fri, 09/07/2007 - 23:26
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I'm kinda lost now...
Very interesting so far Suffur. I gotta say I'm a little lost but it was very interesting to read. I hope noone spiked any of your drinks on the plane. On the other hand I never really mind when people spike my drinks. Freebie!!!! keep em comin'
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" Ooh ooh ooh......VERTICAL.......sweeeeeeeeeeet! "
SUFFUR
Sat, 09/08/2007 - 10:04
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Thank you boot
Your beer was cold and sweet, in a metaphorical sence.
Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when its going to run out?
Xedec
Sat, 09/08/2007 - 10:54
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Re: spiked drinks
lol i wouldnt mind that happening to me lol as long as no one takes my kidney!
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The harder to play every game makes you more a winner the cheating to the top!(it's like the needler got on Steroids!)
BootlegGiant
Sat, 09/08/2007 - 05:31
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Oops to late
to late man its all ready been read, I did buy you a crate of Stella Artois one of those with the small 25cl bottles but well urm as you dident come over to collect them I sort drank a few of them, sorry dude..
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The Drugs dont work!! ----English is my second language, feal free to flame me----