--Michigan and ND get OWNED!--

In college football news today, Oregon crushed Michigan on Michigan's home turf to the astounding score of 39-7.  Michigan, ranked #5 in the nation in the preseason polls, now drops to 0-2 for the start of the season, losing both games on their home field for the first time since 1959! This loss to Oregon comes after their historic loss last week to Division I-AA Appalachian State, and is the 4th consecutive loss for the team (dating back to last season).  Michigan also allowed over 600 yards of offense to Oregon, the 2nd worst defensive performance in Michigan's history! Michigan SUCKS

In other glorious news, Notre Dame also lost their second game of the season, dropping them to an 0-2 start. They were ravaged by a Top 10 Georgia Tech team last week, losing by almost 30 points, and now got crushed while playing at #14 Penn State today, the final score being 31-10. Notre Dame played horribly, failing to score an offensive touchdown (their only touchdown came from a interception return on defense).  The most notable stat is that ND was held to ZERO rushing yards, bringing their total rushing yards for the season to an astounding NEGATIVE EIGHT rushing yards!! ND SUCKS

This is a momentous day in college football as it is the first time in the HISTORY of the game that both Michigan and ND have started the season 0-2.  These two teams of failure will play each other next week, so at least one of them will have a win while the other will fall to a horrific 0-3 start. Too bad there isn't a way for both teams to lose!

I applaud the successes of Oregon, Appalachian St., PSU, and Georgia Tech for making the failures of my two most hated teams possible. Michigan and ND SUCK!, YAY