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SUFFER is a Wookie

Being uneggboxless for over a week now, I have taken to other pastimes like drinking and watching telly.

Some of the drivel the T.V companies try to pass off as entertainment is ludicrous; you have three choices from the mainstream companies, Cooking, Soaps or reality TV.

Rank bouncing

I've lately been bouncing up and down the ranks list.

It started out innocently... race in a cool room, do pretty good and get rank at 6800-something. Then disaster strikes... first every crosstraffic in the place seems to cross right in front of me, so I'm hanging on to 6th place for dear life, and then... I freeze. Right in the middle of a drift around a corner everything just froze. Picture me cursing a dark blue streak and frantically leaping over the couch table for the power button on my 360.

Don’t it always seem to go, but you don’t know what you’ve got till its gone!

Last night in a desperate attempt to relieve the boredom I dusted down my old black eggbox, got a few old games outs, whacked it up to my broadband and hey presto.

 My old box is shagged, Not totally broken, but well on its way.

Smashes Bashes And Boredom...

Hey, Im new here but not new to Paradise City....Been there for a few months...Having fun online and whatnot, but in the meantime Ive been looking for the Last two things in Paradise City. A billboard, and a smash. And both of them are in Palm Bay Heights. But the problem is, the maps here arent helping. Just that one smash and billbord are giving me such a headache. Theres no way Im ever gonna find them.... Hopefully I'll find them soon, But anyways I hope to Race some of you guys in Paradise soon, Send me a friend invite and tell me who you are.....In the meantime I'll be driving every Palm Bay Height's road at 5 miles an hour spinning my camera around looking for a yellow fence and a Burnout Billboard....

RRoD

Concerning this RRoD, my nephew's 360 have the RRoD over and over again. All 4 were lite up. Now it may be just his, but I took it completely apart since it was out of warranty and cleaned the motherboard off with a high power vacuum and component cleaner. It has worked great ever since (about 3 weeks now), so just a thought from my point of view.

My eggbox has passed away.

While playing cod4 (of all the blooming games i could have been playing when it died it had to be this) yesterday, the rrofd appeared.

It was quite a strange sequence of events that led to the demise of my eggbox,  I was playing an offline mission (All ghillied up).  I was carrying my wounded teamate and decided to take a shortcut through a radioactive area, expecting the message "get out of there quickly or your ganna die" But no, about 2 minutes into getting hopelessly lost my screen started to blacken, and i thought oops, here comes the horrid radiation death, and sure enough my character died, along with my console, it just locked up, so i pressed the reset button and before my eyes was the red ring of death, boooo hoooooo..

REAL OR NOT REAL.....

😕Can someone help me i know that Paul thinks im crazy for even doubting it so i thought id put the question to you guys  www.refurbishedxbox360s.com is this for real?.🤷...or is just a scam trying to rip us off?...🙁....i do have to admit though i am very tempted...it says free shipping as well so i worked it out at a crazy £20.00....👍....it would be a hell of a deal if it were legitimate....❤️.....

YOUR IN THE ......

MOVIES...👏...well i watched the clip for this game earlier and i have to admit the 💡 behind is an absolute clever one....👏....on one hand it has endless hours of fun and entertainment....❤️....on the other hand it gives you the opportunity to create movies 🎬 with your family as well as your friends...❤️.....it does however though give me just one eeny weeny concern....🤔....well seeing as you can play this game with just about anyone...😲....and there is a 📷 involved....💡...💡....right i think you all know where this one is leading...⛓️....i mean look how a 📷 changed the concept of a simple little boring game of cards such as UNO....😛....and they even changed the genre of Texas Hold Em from Poker to Strip Poker....😛....so the mind completely boggles at the thought of what crazy imaginative people on 🎮 are going to re create with Your In The Movies..😉....am i going to get it?...😳....well i dont really know...😲i probably would just to get my very talented kids involved...❤️...and i would love to see paul make a complete asss of himself on it....especially whilst drunk...😱...but myself i think it would very highly depend on who on my friends list got the game also....😉...i mean come on i dont want to be jumping into any old random game and find some 15 year old or 65 year old either lmao...jumping round my screen naked...⛓️...no didnt think so.🥵 it does however have a really good feature where once you have actually created your own movie you can save it and then upload it for the rest of the world to see....👏this will be especially good for those drunken times...i mean how many of you have had the night of your life...😉....but never remembered?..😛....well now youll be able to recall all your moments.....and it does say ''The camera NEVER lies..''....😉.... well i would say enjoy the rest of your day...😕...but if you like me live in the UK....youd noticed that the ⛈️ is here to stay all day...😢...i guess well just have to wait till tomorrow to see if the ☀️ finally comes out..🤞....im off to watch more E3...😛....❤️....if any of you fancy a race later on tonight i should be hosting from about 10pm so i look forward to KILLING YOU ALL.......💋

Learning to Drive - Update Pt 4

For those of you who don't know, I am learning to drive, you can read my previous blogs on the subject here:

Learning to Drive

Learning to Drive - Update

The Theory Test

My driving instructor thinks I am getting closer to test, so much so that he is going to arrange for me to do a mock test when I get back from holiday.

Coats, Floats, Goats and Boats

 

Oh,…. its you!...... Right,… errm. Now where was I? That’s right, I was playing on my game thing last night, a car game, same story whenever I play, I get the voices in my fragile mind and they call me a strange name…