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Crash FM podcast 5 is here!

Check out the latest podcast at http://www.criteriongames.com/podcast/. Go download! Im listening to it now. They answer more letters about the online features of Burnout Paradise and discuss their recent visit to San Francsico to present the game at the Electronic Arts Studio Showcase held at EA Redwood Shores.

dumb broad

Hey Bloggy I bet you feal special today what with 2 entry's..

I Took a treak into the City today, Wtf!!! why do local councils muck about with road layouts I nearly had a takedown on a little Ford Ka at the brand new traffic lights, the old guy shat himself, ok back to my mane reason for posting, if anyone ever visit's my closest City of Bangor in North Wales what ever you do, Do Not enter a shop called Summit Games as they are a Joke and should be laughed at, shure they do give the best price on tradeins but whats the point if they cant offer any thing in exchange I have more 360 games than they do and I only have 45 (your a noob ichi) and the chick behind the counter what can I say oh ye try saying something differant, every time I go in there with old games that I cant stand she always says ''are they good'' yes love thats why I am getting rid of them duhh, chicks like her shouldent be allowed to speak to real people, thean again it could be me I could be hard to approach (and suffur dosent play with dolls) , so I got Medal of Honour because like a fool I listen to ichi, twice he has said a game is good and its turned out total waste of money, and I also got Hour of Victory which is dumb with a capital D , I mean I am standing infront of the enamy and he is shooting me point blank and I dont die Wtf!!! but hey it is easy and the achivements will rack up as anyone can see if they look at my profile I am lacking  a load of them (short attention span) anyway I think thats about it, oh and i think suffur would like the shop as it does stock a scary amount of dolls..  

A Challenge! :-)

This is a challenge to those of you who have ever played NFS:HP2 (Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2) on either Xbox or PS2.  I've played it on PS2 and PC (it's not the same on PC...), and it's one of my favorite racing games of all time.

sup looser boy

Ezo dude I have not lost interest in this great site I have simply been very busy with work dude, were as I used to get up at 6am and go on the Internet for a couple hours I now get up at 6am and go to work and as for the evenings well nobody but nobody gets my revenge time, I had a great time racing with you and your pals last night dude, its kinda funny how all the American chicks like me more than you, looser boy, hahaha only joking man (not).. Hey Nutty Netty how are you doing, oh sorry Ezo you don't have a pet name for her (dude you suck).. and then there is Pink, wow what a chick all she has to do is say my name and I crash like a noob (damn you Pink your to hot), sorry for leaving the game in such a noob way last night  but it was a case of race with Ezo or race with ichi's chick sorry man you lost, that's right ichie guess who I was with last night yes ichi your chick, guess what she said to me dude , keep guessing man as I will never reveal what went on last night, after all a gentleman never brags dude, (unlucky looser boy) dont worry dude there is only one chick for me and her name begins with the letter  'S' (no not suffur he is a guy),

--Ecstatic Over the Failures of ND, Michigan--

In college football news today, Oregon crushed Michigan on Michigan's home turf to the astounding score of 39-7.  Michigan, ranked #5 in the nation in the preseason polls, now drops to 0-2 for the start of the season, losing both games on their home field for the first time since 1959! This loss to Oregon comes after their historic loss last week to Division I-AA Appalachian State, and is the 4th consecutive loss for the team (dating back to last season).  Michigan also allowed over 600 yards of offense to Oregon, the 2nd worst defensive performance in Michigan's history! Michigan is awful! 😃

2 more days!!

2 more days tell the criterion team comes out with a new pod cast oh man i cant wait!!! i sent them a mail hope they respond.

Heading in the wrong direction?

I have to be honest, I have extremely high hopes for Burnout 5 and have been awaiting it for the better part of this past year. However, recent information regarding the upcoming title has really been irking me......

 

1UP: Can you explain how the player will progress through the game? How will you know you're 100% done, earn faster cars, etc?

Sheer Luck

I aim to complete a 6 lap race on Motor City without crashing. I know I've done 3 lappers without crashing on the Motor City tracks, especially MCSF.... though MCSR is a tough one with that evil cross traffic. I don't normally do 6 lap races.

Where did my blog go???

Recently some of our users have lost their blogs when they have been editing them. This is very unfortunate as lots of brilliant stuff has gotten lost in space. The cause of this is that when you navigate to another page the content of the blog-editor is lost. Clicking a link or going back (either by clicking back or pressing back space when a picture has focus) will result in your blog being lost.   Lots of editors have this problem and unfortunately there is nothing I can do about it at the moment.  

3rd time lucky. The podcasts, me lagging, and bracket boy.

I now need to write 25 words to submit so it will save, and i can write and edit this diatribe, that is my mind, 25.

Now then to start again.

The Podcast, 446(For Fck sake, 446, you get it, the number of my house when i build it, and afford it lol.) How do i keep burners in suspence...