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Why me god, why does everyone have a go at me, why am I so damn inportant, and why does no one pick on ichi, and why do I lack the interest to join a tourney and pass up the chance to publicly humiliate ichi and prove once and for that I am the better racer, and why on gods earth do I park up in a ranked room and send messages to hot chicks (I should be around 10,000 tonight) I need a new game that I can get my teath into, hang on I have one but never play it anymore damn it, it has something to do with the lack of online games. and why am I such a babe magnet, just many of the random why's poluting my mind, and why does everyone refer to dogg as a guy when I raced her it was a chick yes people dogg is a chick she sounded like a chick, hey ichi back me up dude you were there when we got smoked by a chick called dogg, and why have I only got 7000 achivement points when i have 45 games in my possesion and the big one that really bugs me Why do I play a game that bores me, that I have little intrest in, that I have 3 copy's of that I can see on my shelf, that I hate most of the tracks, hate the cars and hate the cowards that wont race ranked with me on their proper tags dont worry guys I park up whats to be afraid of its not as if I would play and concentrait on the game so this is to Ezo, ichi and Dano quit making 1 month accounts and play on your proper tags Im calling you out loosers 1 month accounts ruin online games they ruin leaderboards and they ruin the enjoyment of the game, shure its fun to create a new  and witty name but guys it sucks when you play ranked, many other people do it and supposedly most of the top 100 are second tags heck top 1000 but it dosent mean that you have to jump on the band wagon, I have even been in a room with a guy on a second tag who kicks someone out because they are a second tag, its stupid, I dont mind loosing to a better racer and will admit I loose a lot (to much stella) but it does get my goat that cowards out there that are supposed to be good actually suck at revenge and are afraid to loose a number next to their name that means nothing, squat, zilch, I have to admit that I have raced many people (and parked up) and the best in my eyes are 1000-3000, top thousand suck they havent played rank on their tags since they got lucky and everyone quit, so come on people on 1 month accounts stop worrying about your poxy number, now this complaint does not go out to the people who dont race on 1 month accounts only to the cowards that do, damn I think I flamed the whole web site dang it, laters got to go, oh and yes I am so god damn sexy loosers..

Makin me kinda itchy! Anxious and yet I still cant enter in it because of my upcoming fall and summer class sechedules... Anyways, I was just thinking man...I would actually like to see a "just the ladies" tourny to see who would come out on top with the best female racers in the world involved...

I'm to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts, damn it Bootleg your da bomb, wow baby..

a bit of self praising there bloggy, someone has to do it, I have had a little bit of good news today work is finally going to buy a mobile aluminium gantry crane that we can either use at our yard or take out onto site it lifts a Ton and a half which is more than enough for us as we usually only lift up to 400 kg and as we have a big job coming up in the next couple of weeks it should come in handy, I am also hoping that I will be able to use it to empty box pallets and normall pallets at the yard which at the moment I do manually and its killing my back plus you sometimes damage the merchandise, we will also be getting a block and tackle to go with the gantry and hopefully a scissor lift if my boss can haggle enough. We have another busy day tomorrow so early to bed and all that, Question why am I the only one at work who starts at 6-30am - 7am and why does no one else start until 9am dude this is so unfair.. 

Why is it that regarding their fanbase duing their podcasts, the spokemen for Criterion come off as being such egomaniacal ***? It makes no sense to me that instead of giving a straight answer, they feel the need to flame for idiotic reasons (STX's gamertag, spell check, etc.)... it's really classless and pathetic. 

what is the fastest you have ever gotten on burnout revenge?? say the speed and the car or cars you used!! dont lie that would be lame!!

I think its our detacation to this series that lets the fire flowing through us and the game its self some times we get angry but we feel good by doing it! to the friends we make the rivals break i aslute you!!!

what the hell did I press any ideas nope IE just closed by the click of my mouse and I lost the bigest badest blog in the history of bloging, ah well, lets have a short version instead, right were was I oh yes Damn Im so gooooooood so very damn goooood, ok enough with the self loving, this is how you freak out ichie, type in his post code on google earth and describe his work place in fine detail and mention casually that he can expect something in the post, hehehehe gotcha looser boy, did I mention that I am soooooo god damn good, so god damn wow, yes thats right wow , right I had a good night on Revenge last night  some big names joind our room and ichi kicked out Giuppy (no need for that dude, I hope he deletes you lol) some guy called Glory Days joined the room and I swear to god if ichie was a chick he would be wet, ive never seen a dude get so exited before over another dude, lol,  and why is there no feed back for playing with dolls, right late for work again got to go big day loads to do and damn im so god damn good, ok so I dident win any races but I did get the ultimate ego boost by the lucious PinkSpaz with her Uber Motto, ok laters bloggy woggy..

We have two bridges on Anglesey that cross over to the mainland one is a Suspension bridge and is mostly used by locals due to its location and the other is a railway bridge converted after a fire in the 1970's to take motor vehicles and trains, well in the 70's the road leading to it was a single lane but today its a dual lane carriageway with two slip roads joining so as you can guess it gets to a bottle neck and certain times in the mornings is a nightmare, now  a couple years ago I did my Theory exam for riding a motorbike (I never got to the Practical ) and of course had to learn the highway code and somewhere in there  it tells you to use both lanes in a traffic que as it eases congestion and the flow moves a little faster, so there I am doing 70 mph through rush hour traffic in a empty lane when this stupid cow in a silver Rover ( couldnt get the number due to brown trousers time) decides to change lanes at 5 mph I think its called lane blocking and a few retards do it, I did try to brake but had a unsecured load on the back of my pick-up and a emergency stop would have broken a few things, now if I was in a lorry the woman would be dead  and so would a few other people but I managed to swerve to the right narrowly missing the center reservation, I gave her a long honk of my horn and sped off clutching my heart, now people the moral of this story is Learn you friggin Highway Code because if I had hit her it would have been her being prosecuted not me, and the other side of the bridge well I'm not going to tell you about that today as that is worse, yes I get road rage do you blame me when there are so many dumb drivers out there, last week I was driving on the Island on a normall road average speed 50mph when this old TW** in a real small car decides to ram me, I could understand if he was cutting a corner but the road was straight I think he just lost concentration (again if I was in a Lorry he would probably be dead) but my pickup is very agile and swerves real good,..