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I have entered 2 tourneys recently - the scary one is thephilofwar's/sonic stx and the other is stevie d's - less scary for other reasons - which Eezo kindly put me onto and which (incidentally) BootlegGiant won last Season.  The Stevie d Tourney is kinda fun, i'm in the DUI room, room 2,  which i guess by the term DUI means we are drunk most of the time!! What i did not expect was for there to be half races and half road rage and i'm pretty certain someone is gonna curse me and throw in a crash event to the mix which will f**k me right over!

What have I done, I should have joined that stupid Tourney, not because that I'm any good and would have owned everyone in it, not because Stinky is in it and it would have been fun beating him again, not that Ezo is in it and it would have been fun trash talking him, not that the Creator is in it and I could let him win, maybe because nobody talks about anything else on the xbox forums or maybe because every noob is in it (ichie) you try getting a game on revenge after 9pm on Sunday is really hard..

sup Bloggy not much to say today, I havent played much this weekend it could have something to do with the lack of people online on revenge, I mean were does everyone go, ok so I can understand ich being under the thumb and all that, dude if you dont stamp down your foot now who knows what could happen, dude if she is bigger then get a big stick, I have new Idea for a Poll

Xbox 360, Xbox and, broken, smashed PS2, and Burnout Games(all of them except Burnout 1) For Sale, as I'm not allowed to play Burnout anymore because I can't spell😢.

As for the movie, I thought about , using Gamer Tags for Characters, and though i could not make it a-la 'Cars' by Pixar, a character can also be taken from driving style, car types and tracks, could also be used as a characters. And one day, it would be nice, if i could be bothered to make it. But it would be called Sunday Driving, with Sunday Drivers as an introduction to Cars and Gamer Tags as a Pilot.

Check out the latest podcast at http://www.criteriongames.com/podcast/. Go listen to it, it is good!

Lots of questions from the mailbag answered in this episode. Not a lot of new information though.  

There will be a BIG Burnout Paradise related announcement from Criterion/EA next Thursday

some of you already no btu some dont but it came a day early and it is worth it!! Alex is more honest and more forward. so i say go listen to it right now!! wht are you doing gogogo stop raeding!!! why are you reading this?? stop!!! go listen to the damn podcast!!!!

Colin McRae is feared dead as his helicopter has crashed near his home in Lanarkshire. There were 4 people on the helicopter and the crash left no survivors.

Colin McRae was a great rally driver, the first British driver to win the WRC drivers title in 1995.

I practice in a Ancient Chinese Art which is very dangerous, deadly and death may occur if the student is not wary of the great skill and concentration involved, many masters of this art have told great stories of the early days when Students and  even masters died at the cruel single blade, which today is outlawed in Raki Ottroki, today we practice with a dual blade, welcome to my world people the world of speed shaving, where it is common for a man to shave in less than 20 seconds.. lol

so I had a couple of beers last night and do remember being wise enough not to play burnout and pissing people off (flashback) oops I had one ranked game with a host from noobsville, who asked me if I wanted to race just him and me of course I said no as it would be boring, guess what he started it with three people and one was a echo boy, 190 cars on default WTF!!! to easy man those cars turn like a Nixon, I couldn't manage any boosting glitches (yes they are glitches cheaters) and I couldn't drift, but I did manage not to crash (something new for me) (being called a cheating mofo is not a way to get me to teach noobs new things) anyway the host was ok pretty cool man and he didnt scream to much when he got timed out, but his friend wow what a mouthy looser boy, if it was me I would probably have said good game but no he had to go off on one (typical of a bad looser) and as I wasn't capable of talking back (to much Stella) I had to take it, never mind, I have also just remembered that i posted something here but cant find it, I do hope that I closed the program before posting as the Internet is a no no when under the influence of alcohol, I also played a little MOH and apparently I am on the last level on easy and its impossible, you have these Nazi scum with really big machine guns who seem to have bullet proof body's, two rockets between the eyes and I am the one that dies, I have got to finish it today, right again this is all I can be bothered to wright I'm a coming Xandu, it wont be long now, I will soon sit on my rightful throne just above you looser and then Zom will see you in a new light move down to Wales and we will laugh at your lack of addiction points live happily ever after laughing every day, oops hang on Xan is the Creator *runs away*.. late-rs bloggy

5:30am what the shugar ray lenord is that about (Trying not to swear) dude I never made it to bed last nigh as I was watching this new fangled  contraption the Television and woke up this morning on my setee with a stiff neck and for some reason I want to buy the six second ab machine (Tv still on this morning) and why do I have the urge to exercise, I dont do exercise,  exercise is for people who are workshy and dont work 12+ hours a day, how am I supposd to exercise when I am so tired I sometimes fall asleep at work in my private office upstairs in a differant building to the boss (life can be sweet sometimes) ..