The Burnout Aholics Prayer

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Submitted by oO EezO Oo on Sun, 07/08/2007 - 01:11

 

Our microsoft,  who art in heaven

360 be thy name,

thy kingdom come,

burnout will be done,

on Angel Valley as it is in heaven.

Give us this race our daily boost,

and forgive us our eliminations

as we forgive those

who eliminate against us.

Lead us not into head ons,

but deliver us from cross traffic.

For thine is the Low Rider,

The Hot Rod, and the Revenge Racer,

for ever and ever.

Amen.

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SUFFUR

Sun, 07/08/2007 - 02:50

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when its going to run out?

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

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One Incognito (not verified)

Sun, 07/08/2007 - 17:08

Well done...It's art in its purest form....The Reverend has spoken and as stated in the Ten Commandments (movie) and the Ten Commandments of Burnout, "so it is written, so shall it be done."

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drunknnumpty

Mon, 07/09/2007 - 10:50

nice prayer.. although i would have thought that most of the burners would be more partial to the dark side.. or is that just me ;)

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

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mr me

Tue, 07/10/2007 - 09:27

A true lyrical knight, the pen/keyboard is your sword. A wordsmith is born. All hail the mighty and mercifull EeZo. May he lead us not into temptation(Full Auto?) and deliver us from evil(PGR, Forza?). For Burnout is thine kingdom, the power and the takedown. etc etc etc.......