hey Uber blog

What the hell happend to my Uber rank on minute I am 500 and then 1 week later its at 1700, I have no memory what so ever of playing ranked games on this tag, hell thats what a second tag is for ah well at least now I can call people in the top 1000 noobs for getting owned by a mere 1700 lol, *throws empty Vodka bottle in bin*

I think I am begining to get a fear of shaving as for the last 10 or so shave's I have managed not to cut my self but to slice a bit of skin off which in turn will bleed all night making me race one handed and getting beaten by people that should learn their place and respect the Bootleg and let me win even if I am doing badly, it looks like I shall have to grow a beard lol..

ichie where were (that was difficult) you last night man I was racing with your chick saying nasty things about you, I think you might get a nasty suprise towards the end of the week....unlucky

with friends like me, who needs enamys hahahaha

yes people English is my second language  which I hardly use so feel free to flame and look like a retarded spider pig