Bang! Bang!...........

Bang! Bang!.... you shot me down, Bang! Bang!.... you shot me down, Bang! Bang! Zooommmmbbbiiiiieeee shhhot me down.

Oh dear oh dear it would seam that I have broken a couple of the rules, never mind thats what they are there for......

what a day I had, (yesterday) I was up at six had a coffe and a smoke and straight to work for 7am  were I stayed and worked all day without one break not even for dinner which I dont mind as I might loose some weight (yup Im a big boy) nearly fell asleep at the wheel, (bad news) anyways I got back to the office at around 4:30pm and was told of a small job that needed doing which would only take me 10min, the trouble was I had to drive 50miles to do it along a coastal road at rush hour on a bankholiday weekend I think it took me 3 hours there and back, I had a SatNav which took me to the wrong place (going to have to learn how to use that) anyway shouldent grumble Im just going to 'suffur' in silence, F*** on the way home there I am in my cool dude shades (yes it was sunny) hammering the hell out of my Pick-up 85mph in a 50mph tail gating this van sort of glanced in the mirror 'blue flashing lights' bollocks, I pulled over and off he went ( I all ready have 3points dont want anymore) kind lucky that, Why do so many people not know their Highway code, look people if it says 70mph then its 70, not 60 not 50, the right hand lane of the dual carrige way is for overtaking or turning right (its true you can turn right on a dual) it is not for crusing along at 60mph, its not a lane specialy made for you to trud along for miles upon miles, yes tunnels have recomended speed limits of 50mph but listen people its recomended you dont have to do it, you can still do 70, heck if you want to do 50 go back to the granny lane, Do not give way to traffic joining the express way whith out first making shure that there is a vehichle at your side (I can still smell the rubber) right that has to do for now, I think I have posted a leagle amount  and cant be accused of being a points Wh***......

Bang! Bang!.... you shot me down, Bang! Bang!.... you shot me down, Bang! Bang! Zooommmmbbbiiiiieeee shhhot me down......... (its supposed to look like that song if it dosent tough)  I'm going to say sorry to the Powers that be for being a little to active and answering to many Blogs in short burst of gibberish and trying to stop suffur in his quest of holics domination, your never going to do it suffur you will always be second best unlucky....hehehehehe. I have been blacklisted had my text edited my signiture changed from many sites, some were done by Evil american chicks for their own sick sence of humour , some were for advertising other gaming sites, some were for well I did go a little hardcore, ok I did deserve it.

and suffur do you get the old stalking thing suffur, damn dude this could get like scary, no hang on you live in Slingapore (yes did it on purpose) and I live in Wales suffur is a noobo suffur is a noobo blahhhh right enough of that (is that against the rules)

as for the Forums ok we did vote for them, but they are a little inactive at the moment and no one goes there, but I will try so pretty pretty please will you forgive me go on you know you want to..... go on forgive the Blog Master Bootle...

Ok last one and this really pisses me off it has nothing to do with your site its my F***** keyboard, you know how you type away and a little later notice a spelling mistake (yes I do notice some of them) so you go back and maybe delete the naughty letter and put the correct one in its place only for that letter to delete the next letter so you end up having to type all the gibberish back in, What F****** button do I press to stop it????????????

right Im off to work Big day today Im working all day so latersss people, I have just thought of something  but nope not going to tell you its one of those funny little thoughts.. shoot Im late got to go byeeeee.......

Comments

ZombieTron's picture

you probably thought my blog was about you.

I was kinda worried that I had scared everyone off, but it's not rules only suggestions.

Our intention isn't to stop people blogging or posting as much as they like and we wont be censoring anyone anytime soon unless they TOTALLY cross that invisible line.  We just want to make BurnoutAholics the best place it can be - and we can't do that without all the people who regularly contribute and make suggestions for improvements.

See Boot you didn't get busted, but keep watching your rear view for those flashing blue lights!

BootlegGiant's picture

As I have done nearly everything you mentioned I guess yeah I did think that, am I vain, Hell yes guilty as charged,  I havent posted simply as I have been to busy at work its been hectic this week, next week dosent look good either, we urm put a estimate in for a really big job that we dident realyl want or had time to do so we urm beefed it up a bit put a couple of 00 on it  hoping that we would loose it but apparently we were the only ones putting in an estimate so yes thats going to be a biatch.

Whats the urm invisible line with swearing I try not to type it man it just makes you look dumb.

 

The Drugs dont work!! ----English is my second language, feal free to flame me----

SUFFUR's picture

Your hitting the insert button by mistake dude, lol. And yes i live in the 'pore in my heart, but my 360 is in the UK in Kent. (i miss it) Went to Wales, last year to see some of my GF's family tree, looking at graves etc. Also visited the national stadium, for some rugby. Anyhew dude you say your english is no good because you are working in Wales but come from  another country or because you are Welsh and only speak Welsh? I think i spelt Welsh wrong. Anyway Bootleg i thought we use to race and rage on Burnout 3 Takedown, but i went under the Tag of EL SUFUR. Anyway Blog master, i don't aim to beat you but i got most of my points from featured articles, you should have a go at writing one. Talk about your younger days on BO3? Anyway nice to talk to you and boing i got some more points, yah!

 Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when its going to run out?

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?