Saturdays are Special....NOT!

A few people know that i work in a motorcycle dealers - it can be a "seasonal" job a lot of the time as we deal with Enduros and Supermotos amongst other performance bikes and cars, namely Subaru.... yay lets hear it for young lads in Impreza's - whatever! Its seasonal because of the racing events throughout the year (and the English weather of course which sucks)  which do not interest me in the slightest, especially our very own conceited  race team who do my nut in!!!!! Ok they are world champion standard but so is my fetish for kebabs and until this moment in time i havnt gloated about that so get over yourself boys...!

I'm having a random winge today about Saturdays coz its very rare i get one of 'em off and Foxy has said to me recently that i should get a proper job hahaha! As you can tell Off road motorcyclists in my opinion more often than not can have a real arrogant attitude - around 10% of the ones we meet through our dealership are really cool and i have a few mates who are involved in off roading too so i cant stereotype.

One example for you:  a young lad around 17 has been coming in quite a lot recently with his mother and they bought a 250 enduro which he races, dont know if he's any good with it coz like i said i'd rather jump in a crocodile pit with a couple of cooked chickens tied to my ass than have a conversation about who won this and who won that.  The mother spoils this kid rotton.... he got a small dint in his Aftermarket exhaust silencer (£300)  and you guessed right... he insisted his mother buy him a new one straight away.   I'm sorry to say (for her sake) that his bike was stolen the other day - he had the audacity to call us up and say "if you get a phone call or someone comes in asking for --- "parts missing off bike when stolen"--- "then i want you to detain them - citizens arrest sort of thing and call the police".  Yessir thats right at the top of my list of things to do.

There are benefits of course to being in this type of business:  Carl Foggarty recently bought a supermoto off us and watching all my co-workers lick his botty was highly hilarious.  One of the cast from Coronation Street keeps failing his test but insists on coming in here with who i'm sure has to be his fella - name no names..!! 

And everyone here gets to ride the highest performance vehicles you can think of really.... I've got my eye on the new Triumph Street Triple - gorgeous looking thing with some seriously high rated reviews so far.  Ok thats me for the day - didnt really get to vent frustrations about working Saturdays after all!!

I will leave with a joke someone has just mailed me - quite funny:

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think its about time we started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approvaL.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast i'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"

"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, shit mum, I guess i'll have some Coco Pops."

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be F*****g Coco Pops"