a sort of anti-biker blogg

Biker Blogg Volume 1 (yep there is more to come)

a reply blogg to ichienkai

I actually think that 80% of bikers are Ok lets make that 50% just to be honest, this is not a flame or a hate post just my reasons for not liking a few Bikers out there, I do not intend to flame those who are true bikers only the noobs, lets start with the want to be Valentino Rossi of the Street Bikers who race around town on Race Replica 125cc plastic heaps which Daddy bought for them, who think that having a exhaust that sounds like a kitten being strangled is cool, riding two abreast along the road and blocking you from passing even though their top speed is your second gear and the cool clothes they wear, designer jeans, trainers and a hoody, it reminds me of a guy who had a Honda Goldwing and would cruise around in shorts a and frigin sandals with the radio blaring and his chick riding pillion and then having a crash and only having third party insurance wtf!!, I went for a bike licence once and learnt a few things, the mane one being hit something and your guaranteed to break something, leathers do actually protect your skin please wear them its like the retards you see on youtube pulling a wheelie with no Lid or shirt on or the guy pulling a wheelie with his chick on the back, yep she wasn't there long, Then you have the Summer Boys the office workers who bring out their Super Fast Bikes when the Sun is out and their flash leathers that looked good 20 years ago but look lame today who think the bike skill they learnt all those years ago are still with them today, yeah get a refresher course guys, I honestly believe that a biker should have one of these every year not a test just a refresher so you remember a a few things, Now I know your bike is only what 18inches wide roughly but that doesn't mean that you should squeeze through at traffic it scares the shit out of motorist dude's especially when your mate does it on the other side, and then you sit behind my pick-up in my blind spot at 70mph and have the cheek to pull up along side me in a service station and scream abuse at me at my braking practice, Highway code dude read it!!. Its a bit hard to look out for bikes in junctions when they are doing 100mph+ have you ever thought of looking out for motorist!!! We have a couple of bike gangs sort of hells angels but not if you know what I mean and they travel down the A55 30 or 40 of them at around 50mph hogging the whole 2 lanes with carrier bags tied to their handle bars, Ok guys this is it I will ram you, I will rub your rear tyre Move!! unlike you I do have a time schedule I do have to be somewhere I am not afraid of you Oh and I do carry a baseball bat just for the odd occasion a biker decides that he wants compensation for the worn rear tyre and dry cleaning bills for the brown stains on his leathers, That's it for now but I will return with more reasons why some people should not ride bikes.