Part Deux/part two/yr ail ddarn/anti bike blogg

 So you want to be a hero and look like the dogs bollocks, you want all around to think your the Man here is a tip don't double clutch, its lame, now I understand if your driving a very large wagon that was made in the 1950's and your climbing a very steep hill towing 3tone of rubble, but not if your on a CBR on a straight passing a couple of pedestrians who are not even looking at you, why would you do that, is your engine knackered! did you miss a couple of gears!. Hear is one for you next time your speeding down a country lane on a warm Sunday evening take a little time to think of the trouble you cause when miss judge a corner and slam your lid into an oncoming car,Think of the driver of that car he will get breathalysed accused of dangerous driving, think of the traffic hold ups you will cause, think of the emergency services that will risk countless lives in their race to try and save your life only to discover your in pieces at the side of the road, think of the poor undertaker who is relaxing after a hard week and just mellowing out with his grandchildren, The guy in the local morgue who has to travel miles just to open the doors and label you, think of the poor guy who has to find out who you are by your dental records as your teeth are the only part of your body that has not been smashed up, and visit your family to break the news, sure its fun to race like Carl Fogarty but you might like to think of Track Days dude..