Modem Strict, Router Moderate, = Me confused

Hey Blogg Dogg, hows it hanging mofo (someone told me to say that) So I decided as my modem will not work with Vista I should get a router thats compatible, so I poped over to PC World and picked one up, the sales assistance was of a foreign nationality and I could not understand a word he said, How much is it I said, Blah blah blah he said, okie dokie so I took it to the checkout and gave them my card, £100 quid for a router wtf!!, anyway its taken me 2 days to try and open the Nat, I have been on countless web sites, help sites, microsoft, bungie (that was complicated) and also a www.portforwarding.com (thank god I dident have to do all that) and finally this morning as I was about to throw the damn thing into the bin along side the belkin, linkys, netgear and buy yet another one off play, I decide to read the book that came with it (duoh!!) and hey presto like as if a little geanie popped out of my coffe mug, 2 clicks of the mouse and my NAT is now set to open, just had to activate the UnPp, the only trouble is that I am to scared to switch off the router in case, well I dont know, Im a techno noob dang it.. why cant routers come with a button to set the NAT? and why cant I read the book first? I think its a bloke thing..

I joined some good rooms on Revenge last night the only trouble was I could not connect to anyone for the above problem, but hopefully tonight Bootleg will be back in da house (that sounded lame)

also in responce to someone on this site I will mention no names to protect the inocence, ah heck cant be botherd maybe later if I fail to get online

 

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ichienkai's picture

 Damn i would swap broadband providers in a second if i could be bothered with all the resetting of e-mails and stuff like that.... Tedious dude.  You missed it last night Bootleg, joined a room with some strangers and the host took me out twice one being a vertical - he said something like "How ya feelin about me right now man??" so i said shut up bollock face which kinda broke the ice!  Turns out he's a mate of Mr Streamings or Mr N however you wanna say it, and it turned into a good room with Streamings.  Host swaps it to Road Rage and i got the winning kill on Mr N on the Mountain! Hehehe felt bad afterward. 

By the way can anyone suggest the best way to tackle the jump on White Mountain Reverse? 

Boot you taught me to hug the left before the first small jump then switch to hug the right and jump with full boost but it doesnt work all the time for me - i can make it at 209mph with one tap on the brake before the land but no other way as consistent.  Its the place i got my biggest boost speed so far on that landing 310 but that was with your method Bootleg. If you get on tonight dude thats where i'll be messing around with the jump.... 

  --This is the Working Hour: We are paid by those who learn by our Mistakes--

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

SUFFUR's picture

Some days i make it, some i don't, and some i go all the way through, back over the jump and out through the chuch/clock tower, don't ask i think its be a fluke the 4 times i've done it clean. Don't hit the boost until half way across, then hit it, and just make it across, or drop underneath, with a little drift jump and get 230 to 240, and go under and miss that oncoming. Doing the hugging helps too.

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

ichienkai's picture

I have made it once or twice in a 205 but have more success in the Revenge.  You got the right jump though - maybe i should practise with the slower cars a bit more?!

--This is the Working Hour: We are paid by those who learn by our Mistakes--

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

SUFFUR's picture

Not saying it works 100%, but if don't work first lap, skip it, and go round, then cut under. It's more about forward momentum and hieght. If your going to hit, break, drop and go under.

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

BootlegGiant's picture

and hear is the cool part dude, with Paradise if you cant do it just turn around go back a bit and try again, open world and all that, oh and Boost jump works if you...........................

Xedec's picture

i jsut wnat to konw how mnay popele can raelly raed this its not comomn for ervynoe to be able to raed it but i toghuht it would be fun hahaha

 

The harder to play every game makes you more a winner the cheating to the top!(it's like the needler got on Steroids!)

(People play Road rage on purpose?!!)

BootlegGiant's picture

if that says what I think it says, I had no problem whatsoever but if it says something other than what I thought it said then I had problems

Xedec's picture

haha nice boot you got it its both some people cant read that its wierd i think  i like it!

 

The harder to play every game makes you more a winner the cheating to the top!(it's like the needler got on Steroids!)

(People play Road rage on purpose?!!)

ichienkai's picture

Sonic i think the brain picks the first and last letter and translates - i dont think it matters what is in the middle of the word or how you jumble it around

 --This is the Working Hour: We are paid by those who learn by our Mistakes--

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

Xedec's picture

yeah man you got it lol

 

The harder to play every game makes you more a winner the cheating to the top!(it's like the needler got on Steroids!)

(People play Road rage on purpose?!!)

ZombieTron's picture

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

Although I don't think there was actually any research done at Cambridge on this, and it only works because none of the misspelled words spell a different word ie salt - slat and that is contains a lot of 2 and 3 letter words so you always have a point of grammatical reference.

Still cool tho!

--- The Original and the Best ---

Xedec's picture

thats wat i was trying to look for haha nice

 

 

The harder to play every game makes you more a winner the cheating to the top!(it's like the needler got on Steroids!)

(People play Road rage on purpose?!!)