Bootlegs Imaginary Racin Team Rules

Ok seeing as Bootleg seems to think i give way to much too soon etc i'm gonna go mad and give you the whole lot or somewhere there abouts - after last nights Revenge antics i am only just getting my head into a state where i can use around 15% capacity of my brain contents - and there isnt much there to brag about anyway so please be aware that when i lose the plot i do it in style...

As we are havin a huge laugh at the minute with the Grrrr thing i am gonna offer my own rules for your imaginary clan Boot:

Ist Rule Of Clan Grrrr is:  you do not talk about Clan Grrrr.

2nd Rule Of Clan Grrrr is : YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CLAN GRRRR

3rd Rule: You have to be a Chickalitta - that means no testicles guys!  You heard about the guy in the news recently removing his own sack and trying to sew himself back up?? He wanted to be in the Clan - Unlucky dude.

4th Rule of Clan Grrrr is: everyone is welcome to pretend they are in it (as i do) by creating a Tag beginning with Grrrr - the amount of rrrr's is up to you - there are serious benefits in having the ability to do that rolling the tongue thing at the back of your throat because if you do it correctly and my girlfriend is racin in the room she will do it back to you - and she's crazy sexy - trust me - if your unlucky Bootleg will do it and i will throw up over my mic

5th Rule: if oO Eezo Oo is in the room and its ranked you MUST let him win every race like we do :-))  This also applies to our Italian Friend Giuppy - ok we had the intention to do that for him but it went out the window the more alcohol we managed to drink - Also when racin Giuppy please be aware that there is a language barrier... please don't come out with fafangool or whatever Lewis came out with last night - his English vocab begins and ends with " Mario" or "Luiggi" spoken in a hilarious high pitched voice - fell free to mimic him (Love you Giuppy by the way but stay off the drugs man)

6th (and Final Rule coz my lunch hour is running out): we all have experience of being kicked out of rooms, most of us now don't care/should't care or be offended/SHOULD laugh when it happens... if you get kicked out of a Grrrr room its because (and i'm naming no names) we think you are a particular person from Liverpool under his 13th tag/guise - so you must let this person stay in your room until it fills with cool people, removing him at the last second

These are my imaginary witterings on, none of it is remotely interesting i'm sure but i don't care right at this mo coz my KFC's just turned up - see you out there guy's!