The Zombietron is not a toy

Attorneys no longer have to worry about their witnesses turning up dead.

Now you can just stick the witness or victim in one end of the Zombietron, pour in a teaspoon of nanobots, and let them soak in the machine overnight.

Sure, they reek like a latrine pit full of rotten meat, but functional and lucid zombies are admissible as evidence.

The worst part of the process is watching them die again. I wonder if they suffer.

So, what happens when you put a living person in the Zombietron?

I don't know.

Hey, let's grab a bum and find out.

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Xandu's picture

If you are wondering where all this came from have a look here. It is from the site called podcasting.isfullofcrap.com .

-- The Creator --

-- The Creator --

SUFFUR's picture

... my Karma is clean, stop the temptation. Putting a live someone in a Zombie, your just asking for trouble?

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when its going to run out?

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

BootlegGiant's picture

gutted suffur beat me to it, oh hang on, who cares maybe no one will realise, Please let it be me, Nice to see Zombie getting her fair share of fame

 

The Drugs dont work!! ----English is my second language, feal free to flame me----

drunknnumpty's picture

Xan.. I have no idea what you were looking for when you found that.. what the f was that all about... funny tho... although I would rather not be put through the ZombieTron through fear of you

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

ZombieTron's picture

You can find all sorts if you do a google for ZombieTron!

Xedec's picture

i did a google for my old tag hyperion118 and it gave me random sites hahaa

 

The harder to play every game makes you more a winner the cheating to the top!(it's like the needler got on Steroids!)

(People play Road rage on purpose?!!)

ichienkai's picture

 Ichienkai comes from my two of my  favourite Japanese movies: Ichi The Killer and Kichiku Dai Enkai - Its not japanese for gay momohexual fat looser boy Bootleg no matter how many times you tell people! LOL  Ichi means number one and Enkai means battle (or so i thought).  Enkai can mean beast or office party the last time i looked - the strangest translation i have seen is office party for womens clothing which is not that cool for me really....!! Anyway the point is if you google it you get Japanese porn sites ladies and gents (I think they are jap anyway, i promise i have not opened them) - completely unintentional on my part i assure you.  You know what its like when you join xbox live for the first time and you sit there for a long time thinking of a cool tag, or if you are Bootleg you let it generate one for you and get the coolest tag. As he says himself - the tag found me! hahaha

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

BootlegGiant's picture

dude if you insist on stealing or repeating my uber chatch phrases at least do them correct as I dont and I know Zombie dosent want me to repeat my ultra performance of ripping you to looser ville as I did a little while ago on the xbox forums, anyway to do it correct dude I dident choose this tag, it chose me.. damn thats cool, a urm a workmate did a Google on my tag and came to work the next day with printed stuff like a picture of me off a website (how freaky is that) I dont care that people see me on the internet or my ramblings but for god's sake dont print it off and bring it to work you phsyco stalker..

The Drugs dont work!! ----English is my second language, feal free to flame me----

Xandu's picture

-- The Creator --

-- The Creator --

ZombieTron's picture

OMG I LOVE THAT PICTURE!!

I want that on my wall!

That has to be the best ZombieTron find ever!!!

Xedec's picture

hahaha nice picture zombie!!

 

he harder to play every game makes you more a winner the cheating to the top!(it's like the needler got on Steroids!)

(People play Road rage on purpose?!!)

drunknnumpty's picture

just did a google and found the following for ZombieTron

Results 1 - 10 of about 504 for zombietron. (0.47 seconds)

whereas I only have a miserly

Results 1 - 9 of 9 for drunknnumpty. (0.39 seconds) 

I thought Xandu was going to be high and i was right

Results 1 - 10 of about 97,700 for Xandu. (0.13 seconds

however, hands down for hits on google has to be Suf.. not surprising as he does have a rather common name....

Results 1 - 10 of about 79,400,000 for suffer [definition]. (0.18 seconds)

 

 

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

ZombieTron's picture

Results 1 - 10 of about 564 for SUFFUR. (0.07 seconds) 

 

Xandu's picture

You searched for SUFFER not SUFFUR... SUFFUR only gives around 560.

-- The Creator --

-- The Creator --

SUFFUR's picture

 See how many hits you get of that sucka. LMDO. Now need some glue? Anyone, glue?

And my third tag is www, and my fourth is GOD, and my fifth is Google, my sixth is GALUGW, get a life you google whackers? 

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when its going to run out?

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

drunknnumpty's picture

knew i shouldn't have commented before 11am.. don't wake up until then.. and the coffee machines broken so no caffine... need caffine.. will have to go to the world dominating *$'s to get my intake.. anyone would think i had an addictive personality..

i feel so special having so little hits.. and there all about me..

busy at work today Xan/Zom?? lol

 

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

drunknnumpty's picture

my alterego doesn't exist according to google.. does that me i dont have a split personality??

Your search - abuseddust - did not match any documents. 

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...

theres a thin line between genius and insanity... i think i've fallen off...