another boring blogg

5:30am what the shugar ray lenord is that about (Trying not to swear) dude I never made it to bed last nigh as I was watching this new fangled  contraption the Television and woke up this morning on my setee with a stiff neck and for some reason I want to buy the six second ab machine (Tv still on this morning) and why do I have the urge to exercise, I dont do exercise,  exercise is for people who are workshy and dont work 12+ hours a day, how am I supposd to exercise when I am so tired I sometimes fall asleep at work in my private office upstairs in a differant building to the boss (life can be sweet sometimes) ..

I dont host rooms, but when i did, I was probably the worst host in the World (carlsberg) having a short attention span can have its ups and its downs, it can seem that I am intrested in someone's conversation but am thinking of something else (Spider pig, spider pig.....) this is what happens when I used to host rooms, I kick people for no reason, I kick people if I cant understand them (ichi is my translator) I kick Yanks (no offence Ezo) when I say hello to them and they say What, I kick chicks that dont bounce with me  and friends request to the ones that do (followed by email, telephone number and a county court  judgment stoping me going within a 1000 miles of them) I kick friends, I kick anyone really I would probly kick the Creator so I could have his chickalita to myself (sorry dude) I always vet a room and that is just make shure everyone talks (you get kicked if you dont) I make shure averyone is over 18 (nothing worse than saying the sickest joke ever and having a 9 year old pipe up) I kick english people (hate the english sorry everyone) so yes its hard finding someone to race with, and when I did get a full room I would do say 6 laps on the mountain in 190 cars, so yes I dont host anymore so I dont get to choose what to play and ended up doing 160 cars last night with a few people (remember ichie I played this on xbox) yes I won it was to easy, I dont think I ever take the same route around tracks anymore and sometime do them backwards (why is the nixon faster than the revenge in reverse) I have Cagney and Lacey on the tv at the moment, I used to watch it as a kid and think they were so old (its the other way round now) dang attention span thingy.. right I really cant be botherd to type anymore and urm yeah oh I have just realised I havent mentioned suffur again sorry dude I forgot, Spider suffur, Spider suffur does what ever a spider suffur does, can he swing froma web, no cant he is a suffur, lookout hears comes spider suffur.. damn this acting is so wooden, right im off I cant be botherd  and befor I do go God damn it Bootleg your so damn fine boy..

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oO EezO Oo's picture

Its not so bad getting kicked by boot,  we all just keep hopping back into his room until he gets sick of us and lets us race.

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