Ok time for me to talk about something,

I will probably live blog myself on the bog, sorry but you lot so inspire me, lol. So friday be there!

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

Finished work a few hours ago, invited a friend round, for a beer and left over pizza, as she had a quest to photograph the dawn. On her phone it look very red and darn do i need an iPhone now, lol or be stated with mine till time can allow me to buy a real camera, lol, on mine grey, smoke but real through the view of a dead man, but she left happy across the damp grass of the grave yard. By the way, we waited it out with watching Sherlock Homes via a vision of Guy Riche and Robert Jr. talked about films and the suspension of disbelief, religion and travel, the weather and just basically, i realised i have been normal all along, in the way i can converse.

Anyway today is the day to start me abuse by taking a laxative for the journey that is going to be happening up my esra, lol now this will be fun, but i know i have been dreading it, not that i'm scared just, hey that's my ersa and it's personal, not to be shared etc, then again i write a blog on blue moons and hell this is all about my mooning my rump, true only to medical staff, from fully quailified to hey i'm a student, and i will try not to giggle.

Of course if you have read the link above you will know what i am about to do is something quite regular, and happen's on a daily basis to many people all over the world. And though i do not think it will be as funny as Blue's I do just want to see if i can communicate about it as something i had to deal with.

When this happened to me i did talk to a lot of people i knew about, because i was scared of having cancer, and dying, not something i want go out on, and before some throws the first brick, i do smoke, and yes it's bad for you, but I like it and when the time comes i will stop, but i like to smoke end off, and i don't smoke alot may 10 to 15 rollies a day. And i think in my mind the carbon monoxide i have to deal with outside my house is what will kill me, from just burning oil, the blood of industry and invention.

Anyhew, I digress, as sometime around 1 pm i will be preparing a 1tlr solution of a Laxative called Moviprep? I will check the spelling when i am awake, and this will empty me thus in several hours, I plan on sitting on the loo, blog, rettihs, toilet, out house,(yes just old enough to know the experience), and lots of other names, i have several types of toilet roll, but i plan on showering to stop soreness, talc and hell what's baby lotion for anyway other than messaging?

I will have the lappy, music and hell i can even run a bath not that i will need it. I do worry about the side effect the craping etc, as i have tried to avoid that for many years with a diet i follow, as i do suffer from IBS, but it hits me once in a while, and i assume this is the type of abdominal pain i will be feeling as well as soreness at the ruler of the all, yes having fun, and a test of style for the BBBbirds script i tink?

And again I drift, i must away and sleep, but though work was hell, it was good as we know and i sort of knew our jobs, and we got on with it, were out a 2am. I got to know more about a fellow worker and friend and I get to see the next couple of days face on, and ersa upwards, so as i discover, so will you my audience, see i am that gone that i have gained airs, or is it heirs, whatevaR, i just know that to make it fun, i got to do this or i'm going to end up the guy sitting in a shower rocking under the stream of water, with the trickle of blood and tears mixing down the plug hole.

No, it's not that bad but lots of stuff runs and dribbles through my mind, and i'll try and capture them, but after the procedure i will away with the fairies so, i will try and keep it focused to the now, lol or this could be the last post i write till i awake refreshed on monday or never again as it will have change my life that i have become a fireman or something sensible and heroic, lol.

So as I worship the porcelain throne of the gods, you guys have a great day, as we know out there someone tests rectal thermometers, and some people are paid to look up mine, so it can't be all bad, lets imagine we are smiling now and breath, release and well done, welcome to friday! 14 of May, 2010 and it my mums birthday soon, i wonder what she does want this year? Love you mum, before i don't wake up ever again, lol.

Gosh it takes a wa'hile to write stuff, it might be all over before i begin, lol. fingers crossed, lol. And maybe I should have used pizza express rather than the hut as i know its going to be leaving fast enough in a few hours;).

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

The 1:30 pm dead line was for not eating, i don't take this stuff till 7pm! Always good to check and triple check your paper work.

A weight check, 12 ston'ish and since the bank holiday another great dump this morning, and i still need this check done, better safe than sorry, so in truth since my procedure is not till 2:45 pm i could get away with a little food till the 24 hour count down kicks in but i did have a huge pizza last night which i finished off at 5 am this morning, so maybe a little chocolate to carry the rest of the day, lol.

So anti climax time, and roll on 7pm!

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

as it has been a while since the pizza, so egg and bacon sandwich and some salty crisps, to just make sure i have something to pass and keep up the sodium lvls up as laxatives do take it out of you.

But that will be my last food intake except some dark chocolate in a bit.

Other than the time mix up seem fine, and should be a hellish evening, so xbox maybe and sleep for an early dose in the morning. But roll on 7pm, and see what awefulness i have to deal with, that many have done before.

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

Not even taken it, and already throne bound, lol, but did the mix about 30 minutes ago and just about to take when i have to go anyway.

But buttoms down as i take my first glass full.

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

This stuff tastes like, which i can live with but i can drink like a fish when it come to water based drinks, like cordials etc, but after the first gulps you wanna put the glass down and you have to force yourself to drink before trying to put the glass down again, lol. And again...

Second glass... i have an expectation that my stomach will rumble and that is it, the show has started type of thing but doing good so far....

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

while playing a game of BFBC2, and made it, and wow does it come out fast, thought my ssa was a hose, and for a while i though nothing was going to happen?

well its like a fast running fauset but with a control set up of on 'torrent'and then off, seems easy to deal with, and it don't smell great but so far living with gushing, lol.

But was having a good game of Conquest too, darn.

but still going...

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

again prepared the stuff before i went to bed so it's a case of get up and drink, and its still tastes yuk, but now since i'm 'empty' there is a lot more noise from the abdominal area, but its hard work still trying to drink this stuff and i'm hungery too...

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

not even finished my second glass, and throned! And the rumbles are loud! but this stuff is now harder to swallow...

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

my nose does not stop running, which i can understand as it now smells like the lemony and lime stuff i'm drinking... i've got a mild headache... and i chucked up the last mouthful, also fiorgot to bring the water bottle with me to get rid of the darn taste... it could be worse it could taste like tihs too... its also cold, but heating just kicked in, but legs are numb as well as me bum!

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?not sure if this stuff does though...

 and its still going out the other end just as fast, legs are crapping, i think last night was easy compared to this morning, not as relaxed, tired, and of course prob day anyway, lol.

every mouthfull, is just horrible now, and my legs want to lock up... nope are locked up, lol

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

almost finished that last glass and had time to get that bottle of water too

but cramping in the gut, and just want to go back to bed, right last mouthful.... nope resistance is strong, must drink... 

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

but the stuff drags me back, i hope this is the final run as my legs and headache need a rest, so after this sleep, and a glass of water...

yes drinking while sleeping, lol

it was not a pleasant expirience but i'm still alive, lol

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

but back again, this stuff just keeps working, lol, when will it end? a cork and duct tape?

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

I have had a Polyp removed, had some biopsy's done, everything went well though i did feel pain so i got more sedative, and i remember liitle stuff after that! I know squiff managed to watch the whole portsmouth vs chelsea game, before she could see me and i was having serious issues passing wind and with it pain, and we did not get back till almost 8pm from the op that started just before 3pm. I was offered a drink and sandwich, but saddly i threw the sandwich up, though it was nice at the time, lol.

I finally managed to fart some good ones over the evening, and ate a jacket potatoe, as well as poached eggs on toast this morning and have a bowel movement which not perfect, did not have blood in it. So on the road to recovery.

And i did get to see inside my own ssa, and it looked ok? Bit yellow(?could have been the screen resolution?) with some nice blood vessels etc.

Will get results sometime soon?

I would like to thank Squiffy for all her help, and i don't think it would have been a good day if she was not there, or recovered so quick. Thanks for reading about my tihs, lol.

I would also like to thank the Drs and Nurses from Kent and Canterbury, they were awesume!

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?

but Doc is not sure what it is, could be my IBS, which i have had under control for more than 30 years, which if so, darn that's a hassle to deal with again, or something else, so still under observation. Which is super...not!

Patience is something I taught myself, so I never know when it's going to run out?