Two new acheivments. *
If you take a look on your Burnout Paradise acheivment list you will see at the bottom two new ones for the party pack.
What acheivment would you have with the new DLC if you could make your own up ???
15G - Forum closer (Close any Burnout forum down)
25G - Toys outta pram (upset someone with power)
10G - Its my ball and i'm going home (never play paradise cause theres no speedo)
10G - Its just not cricket (get less then 100 hours of gameplay in paradise).
Feel free to make your own up, if you are ps3 you could make your own trohpies up.
*And again this is just a bit of fun, not too be taken seriously.
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Jinno Angelo
Sat, 12/13/2008 - 16:02
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Achievements
15? for Closing a Forum? Should be higher I would think...
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Rofertitis - 20G - Get on Rofer's Tits and Piss Him Off on a Daily Basis
I Can Review - 20G - Playing 100+ hours of Paradise (now you are quialified write a review about it)
Ooops My Bad! - 20G - Perform a 5 second laggy takedown
Look At Me, Im Still Playin! - 20G - Have the Hunter Cavalry and race with it when the Revenge servers are down
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But If Revenge Had New Chievos..
Owner and Producer - 20G - Create a Production Company..
I Can Taste That Curry - 100G - Yeah! Show Youre Indian, Cook tacos and Curry while Racing...
Filmographer Without Notice - 20G - Record vids of people without their consent...
Rhomboid - 100G - Be a SquareHead
The New Look - 100G - Earn Legendary Status As Captain Emo
Jack the Head Ripper? - 100G - Tell MoAngel Youre 6'3'', 200 Lbs and You'll Rip His Head Off!
Youre The Best Around, Nothings Ever Gonna Keep You Down - 20G - Glenn Every Track...
You Got Told - 100G - Tell a scrub you can scarf a hotdog in 5 seconds..
Went Platinum, Sold 190 Copies - 25G - Won the Set in a 190 Car
My Name Is What? My Name Is Who? - 50G - Create 20 new tags in 1 week..
Cant Touch This - 20G - Played Paradise, Got Pissed, Went Back to Revenge..
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"I Have Loved. I Have Suffered. Now, I Hate."
"There's Jinno, One of the Twin Angels" - DjSubzero18 (Burnout Revenge Online, 3/20/ 2009).
kevlar0
Sat, 12/13/2008 - 16:13
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good onenito.
50G - my name is SUFF - Cause as much handicap as possible due to being a noob.
25G - crashalot cassidy and the crashdance kid - Bitch at least 20 times on MCSR about wrecking on the cross traffic then timeout.
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
Jinno Angelo
Sat, 12/13/2008 - 16:27
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Chievos
In reponse to the My Name is SUFF Chievo...
Blogocalifragilisticexpialidocious - 30G - Awarded only by Ichienkai or Write 3 Page Blogs....
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"Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. We Are All From The Dust, And To the Dust We Shall Return. Amen!" "Hellsing Ultimate Series I", Alexander Anderson.
"There's Jinno, One of the Twin Angels" - DjSubzero18 (Burnout Revenge Online, 3/20/ 2009).
Aaboe
Sun, 12/14/2008 - 00:00
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Cross traffic in MC
25G - crashalot cassidy and the crashdance kid - Bitch at least 20 times on MCSR about wrecking on the cross traffic then timeout.
As long as you're not referring to *me*, kevlar, I'm with you on that
Laters,
Aaboe
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Xandu
Sun, 12/14/2008 - 01:01
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More achievements...
Here are some Paradise achievements:
100G - The True Elite - Get 2000 Hours+ of game play.
500G - Circuit breaker - Create a lapped race in the route editor and send it to the mail bag.
50G - Endurace racer - Win a ranked race that is longer than 5 minutes.
25G - Master racer - Win a race without using the hand brake, without using boost, without taking anyone down and without crashing.
25G - The A button - You discovered boost!
20G - You rock! - 2 hours+ of game play.
5G - Content Burner - Drive around in Paradise City for more than 1 hour without complaining about the fog and laggy takedowns.
5G - Lost civilization - Discover the lost population of Paradise City.
0G - Beach bum - Jump into the sea by the ferris wheel and reach the buoys.
0G - Master Rider - Accumulate more than 500 miles driving on one wheel on any motorbike.
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FrozenVapor
Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:16
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100 G
100 G - Put Your Life to Waste (Clock in over 500 hours on Paradise then realize it sucked the entire time)