MOJO

Spam???? I know what spam is pal, this was for my friends and If you don't know me well... probably about time you looked back instead of the foot in mouth thing, thank you, big smile :)

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

You'll probably never read this Garo person because much to my now dismay this will be taken off here by either Xan or Zom but it's people like you that I'm trying to inform about a legitimate product that actually helps people rather than hinder and I get the Spam shit? Dude, only trying to help and help me by god that does not exist YOU are the type of person who is blind to the metaphorics of it all, the Beauty of the selflessness. A different day I may have reacted differently but not today pal

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

Would love to have these things in my hands, if only for friends, family and STAFF in our Bike Industry but for now Suf, trust me; think of it as a Mojo, s'all it is, really Giving you your Mojo back. I were you's I'd take the calculated risk despite the spam??? possibilty. Still annoyed

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

Yes I do like the demo, kinda boring being constant police but you get a feel of what's to come so definately more expectations and possible excitement overall. Online could be such a laugh with friends and I hope that one way or the other I get to race the folk I've Revenged against, coz honestly that's all my Burnoutness in a nut shell, Revenge/Laughs :)

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

... in a tight spot that one.  Did I blog because I'm involved in like you say, a Ponzi Scheme, or because I felt the benefits were genuine? You know me well enough that I try to keep my eyes wide enough to sift through the BS to find the truth HN6 but I do thank you for your research mate.  Right to have skepticism about something that could be deemed a "Snake Oil" or New Age Technology product.

Yes even after a brief search on Warren Hanchey I've found a load of detrimental reports and the blind test suprised me because I have seen the demo and demonstrated it (differently) myself.  All I can say is: I'm wearing one and I'm benefitting from wearing one. Ridden bikes for nearly 20 years and forgive the ego but I was a natural to begin with, to now see improvement in my stability, control and observations in a three week period after riding almost every day since I was 15? Just one thing I've noted about myself since.  So that's enough, I did say I wanted it to be the last thing I said about the damned things so my "blog" was born of frustration as James would say. We know which side of the fence I'm on.  Lol a friend actually thought I'd joined a cult seeing the change lmao Yes and gimme some Scientology too please!!

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

Was upset because for the first time in my life something I wrote was deemed spam. Having read it over again, Yup, looks like I'm trying to sell you one doesn't it? I'll be back later to tell you how I feel since having worn one if you want Suf? Just going looking for Fable III

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

First can I tell you a quick story? Cant stop me I know but you can skip to the Mojo bit if you want. Just want you to get a feel of where I am and what I've been doing and will whole heartedly continue to do.

Story is about a friend who was very passionate about life. Got beaten down in his 30's and seriously injured by a bunch of lads, perhaps deservedly so. Complete change from being outgoing, handsome and healthy, well built lad... to closed curtains and talking to his dogs. So we now have a man who frequently panic attacks around folk when suddenly confused, so much medication for the pain that his spirit is bent all out of shape, not a man any more, chaps a walking pharmacy and a huge ball of fear.

He found something that's not readily available on the market, a herbal remedy shall we say and this changed his focus. He became a Philosopher and an inventor. His first invention was for the Arms Industry and I won't tell you what it was on here so you gotta have a bit of trust and believe what I'm saying is true.

His partner was a bit of a dope and when he took it to A Massive Arms Convention in the US (My friend couldn't travel that far for the above reasons) he sold the patent for a minuscule percentage of what it was potentially worth without consulting with my friend. My pal had all his hopes and dreams (so did his wife and family at this point) pinned on something that when it quickly officially hit that industry was billed as “The most innovative product to hit the Arms Industry in YEARS”. And my friend has never even fired a weapon.

So now you have an already broken man who was getting back on his feet slowly but surely smashed against the rocks of life because of one stupid human decision, not one of his choosing. That's called pissing something up against a wall, if not cruel and unjust.

This man walked into my bike shop with his two teenage daughters on a Saturday at around 4pm when I was due to close up. For my sins, this time is the best time to catch me during the working week; if you ask for discount or a freebie you will most likely get one and it's easy enough to figure out why lol

Anyways I thought not much of it, only that I had met some really nice people (girls were shy but hey that's life) and I knew he'd be back coz that's what these folk (love em' all) DO! They come back to see me and experience the shop. What I didn't know about this man of course is his history and how damned hard it was for him to venture out. This is turning into a long story but hell, if you can read, I can type and Blonde Redhead radio is on Last FM so I have time...... :)

Our friendship blossomed awwww Turned into a quick brew at his or mine or at the shitty unit where he was rebuilding his first motorcycle and that's only one of the interesting things about this bloke. How was I to know that this bloke who looked like an experienced motorcyclist had only been riding bikes for the last 18 months?? I wasn't. Bit of a shock seeing as he had bought a second motorcycle and completely rebuilt it himself from the ground up without a pennies worth of mechanical knowledge – that's including the engine stripped and rebuilt to a fine tune even bettering Yamaha's idea of how this engine was built and performed – that's f****** beautiful, tell me it isn't!

See, the man was broken inside, he trusted his family and that was it and he dared to venture and he found me. Right I've drifted. What I'm trying to convey is that trust is of the essence and if you don't have it then what?

Been naughty and influenced him into drinking again (not a drop since the accident) and introduced him to the finest people around who are under the radar where herbal remedies are concerned. My new boss said it so succinctly the other day: you look like one of the shiftiest bast**** I've ever met, and he aint wrong unfortunately :) So now he has frequent stay overs where we talk all night about life, that's what is interesting and sometimes he will say something that stops you dead, like it was written in ancient books from antiquity LOL No shit

Point is this, he said “This place (my gaff) is like a Hotel for the Deranged, it's just motorcycles, peace, herbs, beer and philosophy, what an escape”. My close circle of friends would only agree as I do :)

Now you know where I am coming from. I help people to gather their MOJO and to experience peace because I can so forgive me, The Garo Man, if my reaction was explosive but that's what I do, help people and if anyone upsets the peace I will go off like a firework. Oki Doki, Mojo for the last time.

Time to be a bit Frank with you, not Susan. The history I know is that somebody high up in the company bumped into John Shirt Jnr. We call him Shirty. Shirty owns Gas Gas UK which is a Trials motorcycle manufacturer of the finest Ilk, on a par with Honda UK and Beta, if you know the Trials market you are with me on Shirty. Remember that old program years ago in the UK, was it called Kick Start or something?? Lads and Gals on Trials bikes trundling over logs on pivots like see saws? Jumping up 10 foot rocks, BALANCE being of the essence?? That's called Trials and no I have no interest in it whatsoever, even though we were a Gas Gas dealer back in the day – unfortunately Trials lads are tight as hell like Cameron in Ferris Buellers Day off with the diamond thing up his arse ha!

So a chance meeting – don't know the details – and there you have it, Shirty is selling Mojo's in all of his UK branches. Now there are 65 Motorcycle Dealerships in the UK displaying and selling (like hot cakes) these Mojo Bands. WE are the official importer of MV Agusta motorcycles into the UK. I once did a blog that included MV Agusta riders being totally top end of the sports market – I wasn't wrong it seems, how ironic I should find this out the way I did on a personal level.

Now you probably realise why I want the thing in our group as we have seven dealerships that are going to expand if the powers that be play the market right. MY MOJO experience is where I'm gonna be Frank.

A rep called in to see me and one of the first things he said to me was why are you not wearing one of these yet? My interest piqued (after telling me who is stocking them and why) I let him do a demo on me and here I stress, this did not work on me but I wanted one and that day went looking in town to see if anyone was selling them; no-one was, and if I want something I want it there and then :(

Ordered and It finally arrived and straight on my wrist. Was too tight!! Gave me pins and needles on left hand. Tried the right hand... pins and needles! F***, bought a ladies size or something...... then it went away and here's Frank: Random... how can we say Stiff things of a lovin' nature? Nah. Erm piss prouds? Nah only blokes should get that. Dunno how to say it without saying it damn it? Well hopefully I'm not going too fast and you get the jist hopefully??

That night I slept like a baby. Always suffered from insomnia, usually have to combat it with a few beers, whatnot, make me drowsy from a mind working overtime. And finally here's where I feel benefits Suf.

Will blow my own trumpet, if I have not already here today. I'm good at what I do and the next day I felt more focussed in my job, a bit more objectiveness, like HN6 did over the bands, taking a step out of the box and looking at the whole picture. I wanted to have ideas on overall performance related improvement for a clean ship and I've since had them and they are working or will work. The easy words to say are that I had improved balance for one, seen and felt within my bike riding; now I feel like Lieutenant Dan on top a mast on his Shrimp Boat in a downpour shouting Bring It ON! Haha

My Energy has increased and like I said before regeneration from fatigue is definitely there and evident in the markets they have now reached. I have more strength, believe that or not. Have not enjoyed food in the longest time and that's also changing unexpectedly. I was always very complimentary in the way I approach people, if it's deserving, and that has also taken a change for the better so I'm not talking about just simple words like balance and focus, I'm talking about a persons general well being and drive to do what they are doing and now to be even more Frank, I've had enough of this!

I ain't no parrot and all the evidence is out there, be it negative or whatever. What I simply know is that it has helped me focus and whether that is a placebo or not, I don't care. I tried the demo on my mother who works very hard in her life, school of hard knocks so a little bit frail and she bent like a two bob bit when I showed her balance without one; put a band on her and she was hard as a rock. Solid. Now I'm off for some Fable so big smile and this probably didn't persuade you one way or the other and perhaps I should stop writing with the personal touch but I just don't care anymore :) peace

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

It's all about the LOLZ :) And thanks Eezo, now you know if you ever visit north UK that I have spare rooms in a cottage frquented by insane bikers, you'll fit right in!

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

Shouldnt even be in a position to have to so that's my fault.  You did burst my banks for a second tho but guess that's just the whole peace game, damn I'da made a good hippie lol Truth is we BurnoutAholics should be welcoming towards each other, not standoffish. That's not how something is built ya know? So I should apologize to both you and the creators. Do I think you are a hater? No. More like a man (if indeed you are a man) who can stand up for himself and hold his hands up at the same time and be eloquent about it, not easy to do. So write more!  Oh and The Mojo is up to you, look 'em up and see if they are going to any shows like in any of the markets you may be interested in, say sports or yoga or fitness, karate, whatever. Never know, they may hit the Games Industry, doubt it but hey, works on me. 

--Don't Struggle like That or i'll only Love You More--

Concise there Mr Angelo (Ichi claps hands in Glee) Big SmilEy